Make tennis great again before it dies

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I catalog sports in 3 categories: boring, entertaining but not worthy watching and entertaining and worthy watching. Surely i will make enemies, and i take full responsibility, but facts are facts: cycling and baseball fall in the first category, volleyball and rugby fall in the third category. I conveniently left empty the second category since is where tennis belongs. The reason is that it has the most obsolete rules (let alone golf) written when was male-dominated and is dying because hostage of money hungry corporations unwilling to change.
To regain popularity among the young (ATP TV average viewers' age is 61) a revolution is needed: 1) No towels until the end of the set, players throwing sweaty towels at the face of the ballkid is a bad image for them and the sport itself. Change of rule was floated after the Verdasco's fiasco but was wrecked by some players that are part of the problem too. Frustration is controllable; 2) Coaching allowed. The only sport where a coach can't coach. Do i actually need to say more?
3) Abolishing seedings (a legalized form of matchfixing) increases unpredictability, let a Federer-Nadal/Djokovic be a first round. There would be room for exploit while nowadays before the tournament starts we know who's gonna win it. 4) Abolish games, let's import the volleyball scoring system. Two examples with Novak Djokovic: won Wimbledon 2019 making 14 less points than Roger Federer, lost to Marco Cecchinato at Roland Garros 2018 making 4 more points. Sounds unfair; 5) One serve without «let», who wins the point gets the right to serve. High risk, high reward.
6) 5 sets for Slams, Olympics, Davis Cup and Finals singles and doubles. "Women have less stamina than men" tell to the women that last year outperformed men in ultra-endurance sports despite being outnumbered. They have nothing to envy to the men, all they have to do is to stop being men's proxies (talking about strength) and turning back to elegance; 7) Equal basic pay among genders and disciplines. In a normal job, you are paid by the hours you have worked; 8) That decent players don't have money to fly because of low price pools is depressing, redistribution to stop elitarism;
(If you feel uncomfortable with female bodies, you're gay) 9) Noise from crowd allowed as happen in every sport with crowd, people don't want to pay expensive tickets and be treated as dolls; 10) No dress code except for political messages. Reilly Opelka also denounced that he was fined for drinking Red Bull on court because "it's a gentlemen's sport". It's not just that, Wimbledon still obliges to wear white clothes; 11) Rugby-style discipline: insulting your opponent or the referee is severely punished. We don't need an army of Benoir Paire;
12) Less tournaments on hard and more on grass. Why grass has no Masters 1000?(I prefer grinding on clay over serving bombs on fast courts) The Australian Open should be played in March; 13) Unique confederation under the guidance of the International Tennis Federation, currently too many people take decisions. Women not only mustn't be duped into joining the ATP vs ITF war but must be given written insurance that the merger won't be an acquisition. 14) Introduce e-sports and more social media interaction like Formula1 does. To sum up: less pussies and battle of sexes, more grown men and women. If things won't change, there will be urgency for a Konstantin Grigorishin.

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